Who really reads blogs to learn anyway? Not me. I rather just write stuff like haikus about velcro magnets and other stuff no one cares about. Have you ever thought about a sad butterfly? That seems like something a pessimist would talk about. What should I write today? Let's talk about free checking! Neh. I know. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Uses every letter in the English language. Now that's awesome. Or women blink nearly twice as much as men... which actually explains a lot. Or-- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. Now that is stuff I wanna know.
